At The Police Station

Neighbor:
I'd like to report a trespassing officer
The Policeman:
I'm sorry but I don't have time for a misdemeanor
Neighbor:
But there's a pest knocking at my door
The Policeman:
Well technically there's no crime against that sir
Neighbor:
But he's asking me uncomfortable questions about religion and war
The Policeman:
I know who you're talking about he's called The Preacher
I hate that antagonistic pest
Neighbor:
So you're going to make an arrest
The Policeman:
If you want to press charges be my guest