No Offense Taken "Cyrano's Witnesses"

(porch steps)
Cyrano's Witness #1: Hello I'm just going door to door to promote my local book club would you be interested in reading and discussing Cyrano de Bergerac?
Home Owner: Which translation?
Cyrano's Witness #2: The Lowell Bair translation of 1972.
Home Owner: No I wouldn't then I only read the King James translation. (shuts door)