No Offense Taken "School Attendence"

(Small suburban town)
Voice Over: (sinister) Today in suburban America there is a menace to society, a threat to our very existence, a risk to our very way of life, a hazard so dangerous that my wasting of your time with this inane build up is simply putting you at greater risk. This (slows down confusedly) dangerously menacing risky hazardous threatening thing is happening right as we speak. It is TRUANCY. Yes everyday dozens of hundreds of kids are skipping school to go do as they please at the many other (sales pitch voice) wonders that are Suburban American. The gas station, the supermarket, the library, the park, the donut shop, the police station. All of which are walking distance of the safe white community with low 19% city tax (lower tone) plus 15% school tax (sales pitch voice) so if you would like to live in this peaceful, uneventful, politely distant and stuck-up place of status quo heaven please call Whitey Real Estate Homes Inc (normal) sorry back to the main subject (in subtitles) that previous advertisement brought to you by Whitey Real Estate Home Inc Anyway this hundreds of thousands of kids are out walking the streets without the proper permits as instructed by City Counsel under police ordinance and the Municipal Constitution page five paragraph three prohibiting all non motor transportation without a permit. What's more these kids are depriving themselves of the finest education the government can censure I mean money can buy. The snack machines in the hall practically pay for themselves after thirty years. But the public need not worry about the truancy because as always the authorities never bring up a problem without having a real half-ass solution. As we know there are too many people in public prisons so arresting these juvenile delinquents would not suffice, well actually that wouldn't matter because we like shoving as many people as we can into prisons and watch as the prison guards and the prisoners themselves go on gang wars, shooting and stabbing until one prisoner is remaining who can enjoy our state paid gyms and color tvs luxuriously free of any gang beatings or anal rape. But we decided not to put the children there for the simple fun of our next brainstorming idea. We decided to let all the sex criminals especially the pedophiles out of jail free to roam the suburban streets to do as they please without fear of prosecution anywhere excluding school property from the hours of eight in the morning to four in the afternoon. (scene of children running screaming from a man) That's right any kids out of school during school hours are free game for the dirtiest most perverted minds ever locked up in America. With the streets so unsafe kids will flock back to school away from the suburban nightmare that is lurking around them. But don't worry because the police come out at four to round up the creepy criminals before the kids leave school to put them back in prison where they are most assuredly gang raped and beaten to a bloody pulp. If the cops can not find all the pedophiles the kids will remain at school with their trusted school teachers, principals and counselors (creepy shots of school personnel getting too close to students) until every last threat to your children is locked up.

Poetry Post 247

Thanks To You
You've reinstated my faith in God and Women
If I could stay with you it'll never fade again
Thanks to you I can feel love that I always fell short of
You made me remember what it is to love

The Ways I Love You
I love you for being so befriending
I love you for loving me neverending
I love you for never being deceiving
I love you for ever being relieving

True
I live for only what I know is true
And for love there is nothing I wouldn't do
And my word always follows through
So all I need to know dear is how to serve you