Friday, January 23, 2009

Tenth Compilation of Poetry

Moral Majority II
The moral majority is so fond
Of the violent, sexual adventures of James Bond
But if they saw that same show
Go down in the ghetto
They'd judge and condemn
Pointing their finger at them
Using any means to feed the poor is good
As long as you're named Robin Hood
But Big Tobacco
Runs the show
Puts in place the politics and police
In a perpetual process that won't cease
As the police jail every man selling weed
As millions die every decade to tobacco's greed
Sex, violence and drugs are alright if you're rich
But not if you are living in a ditch
You can destroy the ecosystem with your cigar
And your imported sports utility car
But the poor can't fight to survive
As the rich moral majority kill to strive

The Turtle
Although I didn't know her too well
I know my mother left me protected by a shell
When I hatched I found no feather or fin
Just another shell I fit in
I am too slow and too dense
To come to my own defense
I have no mom to look after me
I'd be lucky if I made it to the sea
My only comfort is I can always dwell
Protected inside my shell

The Time Is Gone

The time is gone
No more time to relax for fun
No work is done
No time to sit I have to run
No more sitting by
Enjoying life as time would fly
And without a warning cry
The time and me are going to die

Famous People with Asperger's Syndrome comedians

There are a lot of famous Asperger's lists on the internet but I wanted to pick some of my favorite Asperger candidates who I related to, the thought of famous Jehovah's Witnesses list came to mind but most were only Witnesses for a short period of their childhood with the exceptions of Mickey Spillaine and Prince
this list is the humorists (Recent Additions/Updates)

Famous Comedians
Andy Kaufman- Latka from Taxi, subject of Man On The Moon, and a very underrated tv special with Foreign Man, Elvis Impersonation, Mighty Mouse, Tony Clifton
Michael Palin- Monty Python member who created The Lumberjack Song, The Spanish Inquisition, Every Sperm Is Sacred, Spam, Finland, Decomposing Composers mostly with Terry Jones who also together did the historical research for their films
Dan Aykroyd- Saturday Night Live alumni who did Beldar Conehead, Elwood Blues, George Frestrunk, and the movie Ghostbusters
Jim Henson- Creator of The Muppets, most lovably Kermit, Gonzo, Fuzzy Bear and Miss Piggy
Charles Schulz- Peanuts creator lovably Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus and Lucy
Garrison Keillor- Radio host and writer Lake Wobegon Days and Prairie Home Companion
Woody Allen- Film director, stand up comedian from Bananas, Sleeper, Annie Hall, Manhattan etc
Peter Tork- Famous multi-instrumentalist of The Monkees (piano, guitar, bass, banjo, organ) but due to lack of musical input most of his contributions noted are his comic portrayal of the Peter Tork character in The Monkees tv show
Mark Twain, Samuel Beckett, George Bernard Shaw- all famous writers known to use some humor in their writings and have key Asperger traits

Poetry No 9 No 9 No 9 No 9

Mrs. Self-Righteous

You'll never know the battles I've fought
You judge others based on when they were caught
Aren't you ever aware
That your eyes aren't everywhere
You aren't the standard by which we measure
You have no right to bring on the pressure
Do you see the rafter in your eye
Others like you would at least have the guilt to cry

Social Play

Shut up and play your part
We don't want to unlock your heart
It doesn't matter if friendly bonds set us free
Casual indifference makes friends in society

To Brittany Gray
You are my shining hope my star
That I can only love from afar
A distant love unable to attain
Still I look for your favor to gain
I look to you to make my lonely nights bright
To no other star could I ever take delight
I look straight to you piercing through the hazy sky
Past the uncertainty that lay before my eye
Knowing I'd never have a chance
I must love you from a distance
But even as the clouds fog my view
Your heavenly beauty keeps shining through


Movie Idea- Another Walk In The Woods

Genre: Dramatic Thriller
Characters:
Michael Cornelius- devoted romantic codependent husband suffering from anxiety and mood disorders who works on behavioral analysis at the local police department
Pam Cornelius- indifferent adulterous wife of Michael
Rob Mathers- abusive self-involved "lover" of Pam
Dr. Rubes- marriage counselor who views Michael as unstable, controlling and paranoid (dramatic part with situational irony bringing mild dark comic relief)
Bob Lennon- forensic scientist who is Michael's friend and helps him find the the real murderer
Dylan McCartney- sketch artist friend who helps Michael
Plot: Pam leaves loving husband Michael for Rob who later kills Pam and frames Michael, after being acquitted Michael sets off to find Rob.
Scene 1) Mike takes Pam to a picnic where their first date was to commemorate their anniversary early but Pam nags about what a lousy date this is and shows no sentiment
Scene 2) Next day at the marriage counselor Dr Rubes takes Pam's side viewing Mike as controlling and self involved making her go out on a date she obviously disliked
Scene 3) Mike sets the apartment for a romantic anniversary dinner but Pam comes home early with Rob and divorce papers, alone he contemplates suicide with a half hearted attempt but goes to the secluded park earlier seen to clear his head
Scene 4) Mike at the park hears screams and not knowing who it is he gets out his Swiss army knife and jumps through the bushes to where the screams are coming from and finds Rob stabbing Pam, Rob runs off quick scared Mike tries to calm his wife no phone or first aid kit he can't help
Scene 5) Rob calls anonymously from his cell phone the cops giving Michael's description as the killer and the exact location and a physical description of the victim
Scene 6) Soon after arriving home to his apartment the cops come and arrest him knowing his description and his relation to the victim
Scene 7) The only physical evidence is the blood soaked Swiss army knife he dropped by Pam and picked back up when he left
Scene 8) Mike is given a defense attorney
Scene 9) Arraignment with a plea of not guilty to murder in the first degree
Scene 10) Cop who received the description takes the stand for the prosecution
Scene 11) Dr. Rubes takes the stand for prosecution testifying to Mike's psychological profile
Scene 12) Bob Lennon takes the stand for the defense
Scene 13) Mike takes the stand for himself
Scene 14) Final arguments
Scene 15) Mike is acquitted due to his knife being insufficient to the stab wounds of Pam
Scene 16) Mike fired from the police force due not to the accusation but due to the publicity of Dr. Rubes testimony
Scene 17) Mike vows to find Rob knowing only his physical description and his name vaguely
Scene 18) Bob Lennon and Dylan McCartney offer their help
Scene 19) Dylan makes a sketch based on Mike's memory helping him reconstruct the memory
Scene 20) Bob goes through a list of sex offenders trying to find one to match the picture
Scene 21) Mike goes through the records to see about his last known whereabouts finds out about a car theft at the mall
Scene 22) Mike interviews the car owner
Scene 23) Mike interviews mall security
Scene 24) Look for a description of the vehicle reopening the cold case of car theft
Scene 25) They go to a house where the car has been only to find a businessman who's wife has been missing during a business trip
Scene 26) They find similar stories about where the car has been
Scene 27) Bob Lennon finds a hair at one house
Scene 28) Doing DNA testing finds out it doesn't match either the husband or wife
Scene 29) Neighbors attest to a man of Rob's description entering the house with the wife who has disappeared
Scene 30) They find out from a neighbor that Rob lives in an apartment complex he owns
Scene 31) Mike asks the police for a warrant for Rob Mathers but instead try to arrest Mike on trespassing, harassing and wrongful detention laws on the part of the interviewees but no one presses charges
Scene 32) Mike, Bob and Dylan go to Rob's apartment anyway armed and Rob shuts Mike Cornelius before the cops come
Scene 33) A psychoanalysis of Rob determines Rob is not legally insane or psychotic was capable of standing trial they profile his power motif of seducing and killing married women a la Boston Strangler
Scene 34) Knowing the likelihood of a conviction Rob plea bargains guilty for thirty years with a chance of parole in five years

8th Cycle of Poetry

Rebuttal To Sean Hannity
You ask why anyone wouldn't say the pledge
I ask why you call yourself balanced when you're clearly on the edge
You claim religious obedience
When it's not God who gets your allegiance
Remember we must follow God before man
But you love the hierarchy of the Klan
Why does George Bush get your trust
When soon he'll just return to dust
Where's your spiritual conviction
You follow human contradiction
God does not simply bless America but Earth in all
But doesn't God say pride comes before a fall
Before you set up a probing investigation
Take another look at the question
And put yourself under evaluation
And look to see God's Children aren't one faith, one people or one nation
None except for the New Israel
Although not yet tangible the only forever real

I Don't Believe

I don't believe in Christmas, Easter, or Halloween
What good are the athlete, celebrity, or queen
And money is a trivial thing
Since there's a limit on what it will bring
Christmas only lives two days past December twenty-four
The queen says there's peace when so many die in her war
Athletes may run fast across the track and field
But what souls have they healed
Why should I believe in a celebrity
When they change in every song and movie
Maybe if we stop trying to find Easter eggs we could find peace
Maybe if we stop the lies of monsters a child's fears may cease


Meeting The Goal

So many dark times in my day
But now I've put my past away
Their insults used to bother me
The other kids would never let me be
Now victory is mine today
I'm meeting the goal day by day
I've left the world and flown away
I am like the seed of a tree
People would shove dirt over me
I'm now growing stronger each day
I won't be scared and run away
I've grown stronger since yesterday
I've let myself go and I'm free
Insults won't be trouble to me
In my mind pain has gone away