Thursday, January 29, 2009

Man's Best Friends Scene VII

(Night time at the park same as Scene III)
Mike (dog): Finally a nice place to pee (relieves himself) okay now to take Brian home. Hey where's Brian? Oh my God where's Brian? I've lost Brian. Where did he go? I hate when he wanders off. (sense of relief) Oh right I ran away, but why? Maybe I could ask Elizabeth? No wait she doesn't have the gift. That's right I'm suppose to go to her and talk to her about... oh wait she can't talk to me. Let's see how did I get here? I woke up this morning, went to the bathroom, argued with Thomas, gnawed on my butt, took a walk, and I tried to get Brian to speak with Elizabeth and that didn't work so we went back and he typed his article for the dating magazine and (puzzled) what was I talking about? (Thomas comes walking by)
Thomas (cat): You were going to Elizabeth's so she can return you to Brian, just as he starts to notice you're missing.
Mike: So why are you here Thomas?
Thomas: To make sure you get to her before he really starts to worry about you.
Mike: Well you should go back and distract him so he doesn't notice any quicker.
Thomas: Elizabeth lives on Cardinal Lane.
Mike: I knew that
Thomas: Yes knew, hence past tense just reminding you, Cardinal Lane.
Mike: Well I didn't forget. She lives on Cardinal Lane.
Thomas: And Brian lives on Princeton Road.
Mike: (aggravated, growling) Get out smart-elic
Thomas: Fine but if you're gone for more than three days I'm telling Brian everything (licks front paws three times and scampers off)

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