Sunday, May 24, 2009

No Contest

The Judge:
How do you plea to the charges of your arrest
The Preacher:
Your Honor Sir I plead no contest
But if it'd please the court may I make a request
That the court record why I committed this crime
The Prosecutor:
Objection this court does not have the time
And it's a waste of the taxpayer's dime
The Judge:
The objection is sustained
There's nothing to be explained
All comments must be refrained
Only a sentence left to declare
Six months in prison serving solitaire
The Prosecutor:
The Prosecutor finds the sentence fair

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