The Judge & The Prosecutor

The Judge:
Will the defendant please rise
The Preacher ain't this a surprise
An unwarranted protest I might surmise
The Preacher:
I have a warrant for this protest
It is a conscience that cannot rest
The Prosecutor:
And we have a warrant for your arrest
So sit down and give it a rest
This is in the public's best interest
How can we fight a war with this pest?
The Judge:
Good point does the defense have anything to say before I give sentence
Maybe a statement of regret or repentance
The Preacher:
I regret nothing but this court's false pretense
The Judge:
That's it you've crossed the line
You're lucky the first offense is merely a fine
But one more time in court your ass is mine