Preaching

The Preacher:
Hello would you like to read my manifesto
Neighbor:
No I can't I really got to go
The Preacher:
But I think its something you ought to know
Neighbor:
I recycle and I don't have any money
I won't sign a petition or join the army
I'm already late for work so I'm in a hurry
The Preacher:
I just want to talk about religion
Neighbor:
My parents already made this decision
And I don't care about another church division
The Preacher:
I want to talk about the war
Neighbor:
Why would you want to talk about that for?
The Preacher:
Do you think this is what Christ would condone sir?
Neighbor:
Some things are better off to ignore
And I don't want to talk anymore
So please get away from my door