The Philosophy Of Will Scene I

(in heaven with Jehovah, Jesus and Satan discussing amongst other angels the establishment of Earth)
Jehovah: Welcome my firstborns of all Creation, a privilege for all is in your midst, for in six phases we, by my guidance, will take energy of our cosmos and transform it into mass then into free will agents of organic life.
Satan: Why would it take six phases?
Jehovah: Because the interlocking elements must arrive in their proper sequence to support these free agents
Satan: What's so free about these so called "free agents" if we must build such a delicate universe for them? Are they supposed to be more glorious than us? Are we not free agents?
Jesus: Listen, every act in the creating process must be handled delicately in a matter of proper sequence; does not your objection take some form of structure even if the structure isn't soundly based in reason?
Satan: Is it wrong, Jesus, to question Jehovah?
Jesus: No, to question is to learn, but interrogation is a vain test of divinity if you chose not to understand.
Satan: If I am ignorant can it be my own fault? Or wouldn't the liability lie with He who created me?
Jesus: All Creation is made with something to obtain for, to strive for.
Satan: So that God will always laud over all Creation that He is the greatest and wisest?
Jesus: How can He who knows everything be capable of making one wiser than himself? For all there is to know originates from Him that originates all.
Satan: We could have been equals.
Jesus: It means more for us that God treats us as equals.
Satan: Does He? Then where do our suggestions go?
Jehovah: What I was about to suggest for you is that we create man in our image, a corporal representation of our Divine Spirits and we shall call it a soul.
Satan: I would suggest a test to see whether these souls are fit to exist, whether they are worthy of free will, a simple test of faith. If Jehovah is wise He will create beings that would recognize His wisdom therefore place a restriction without cause or reason and tell the free agents they must abstain for the sake of their existence, if they choose to disobey they shall be destroyed and me the victor.
Jehovah: What about the offspring?
Satan: What offspring?
Jesus: Didn't see that coming did you?
Jehovah: One of the main features of this new Creation is its own proliferation so that they can recreate themselves in billions of unique forms all glorifying the diversity of Creation itself so the glory of Creation shall never cease ever, but as regards to this test Satan let it be that the man that fails this test shall be condemned but you are all witnesses to the accusation and exhilaration of my Creation in that man shall not be wiped from this Earth.